I came across this nice young lady in Spin Magazine. Portia Surreal bills herself has "Erotic Fetish DJ Extraordinaire," but I imagine she is more commonly known as the topless DJ. She claims the topless part isn't a gimmick: "it is who I am. I love expressing myself in an erotic way." Either way she's is damned hot. Too bad she is on the East coast, I would love to check out one of her shows.

Gallop News Service has completed a poll concerning instances of "Britney Spears Nude" on the web. The study found the following interesting statistics:

Based on Gallop Analysis of 5,329,755 search engine results for "Britney Spears Nude"

Links with actual nude pictures of Britney Spears:  0.0%
Links with fake nude pictures of Britney Spears:  11.4%
Links with nothing even remotely related to Britney Spears:  52.6%


Based on a Gallop Tracking Survey of male internet users between ages 18 and 25

Likely to click any link that says "Britney Spears Nude":  68.3%
Likely to be disappointed by link content:  93.6%
Likely to download any photos of Britney Spears:  32.9%
Likely to download any music of Britney Spears:  0.0001%
Likely to read all the way to the end of this article:  2.8%

For the trekkies, some of the Star Trek girls naked (including Counselor Troy & 7of9): http://www.retrospice.com/trek/index.html

Happy Easter