Executed witches and their cats pardoned in Scotland.

Scientist discover hobbit bones.

The Republicans don't want you to vote

In Colorado, they do not want you to vote.
In Florida, they do not want you to vote.
In Minnesota, the do not want you to vote.
In Nevada, they do not want you to vote.
In Ohio, they do not want you to vote.
In Oregon, they do not want you to vote.
In Pennsylvania, they do not want you to vote.
In West Virginia, they do not want you to vote.
In Wisconsin, they do not want you to vote.

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California Supreme Court voids same-sex marriages.

The California Supreme Court on Thursday voided the nearly 4,000 same-sex marriages sanctioned in San Francisco this year and ruled unanimously that the mayor overstepped his authority by issuing licenses to gay and lesbian couples.

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The same-sex marriages had virtually no legal value, but powerful symbolic value. Their nullification by the high court dismayed Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon, the first same-sex couple to receive a marriage license in San Francisco.

"Del is 83 years old and I am 79," Lyon said. "After being together for more than 50 years, it is a terrible blow to have the rights and protections of marriage taken away from us. At our age, we do not have the luxury of time."

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[San Fancisco Mayor]Newsom argued to the justices in May that the ability of same-sex couples to marry was a "fundamental right" that compelled him to act. Newsom authorized the marriages by citing the California Constitution's ban against discrimination, and claimed he was duty-bound to follow this higher authority rather than state laws banning gay marriage.

So, some guys that weren't on Kerry's boat in Nam are saying he is a weanie and lied about what he went through. Now some other guy who was also not on Kerry's boat (but definately went through some Serious Nam shit) says they shouldn't do that (and the White House should ask them to shut up). Meanwhile, the guys that were actually on the boat with Kerry say that everything that Kerry has said about what went down in Nam is true.

So, with my vast knowledge of the situation, and seeing as I wasn't even born yet during Nam, I insist that Kerry was actually a secret spy and was actually in Russia the whole time. Maybe I should make my own commercial to spread this highly-informed view...

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