It's official. Men who do impressive things (e.g. make major scientific discoveries, go on killing sprees, etc) do it in their mid-30s to impress the ladies (via Tim Swanson).
I've been tellin' ya. The only reason I code so much is because I know that brilliant coders get the hot chicks. And the reason I haven't gotten hot chicks is because I'm not good enough of a coder... So leave me alone, I've got more coding to do.
Posted Wed, February 4, 2004 15:33 by Phred
See I'm a seasoned assembler coder and chicks come up to me in bars and slide they're panties into my pocket. Maybe your not low level enough. I have to stress that Java is the minimum. C/C++ is better but to get the REALLY hot ones - ASM. OF course if your a cocking swining C coder they'll let you hit it good too.
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