This was apparently sent to all O-Aides:
I find it rather comical that they found it necessary to add that last line. In any case, this smells like something nefarious... like O-Aide shoes or something. Personally, I think they should give us those big fluffy slippers that look like you walked into a cotton candy machine. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Or maybe moccasins. Snow shoes might be useful too. Or even a new pair of Tevas... I've had this pair since '94 or '95.Dear Orientation Leaders, Please respond to this e-mail with your shoe size. We will need this crucial piece of info in preparation for important Orientation... stuff. Also, make sure you include your full name in the e-mail. Thanks for your cooperation. No, this is not a joke.
