Moved into Max East this morning. Turns out they gave me an entire suite, with two single-rooms, a toilet and shower. It's pretty sweet. I've got one room designated as the cold/storage room, where I have the AC turned up all the way to keep my PowerBook/Server (and food) happy, and plan on using the other room for myself.
Don't worry, I still haven't sold my soul.... I still prefer Hitchcock over this impersonal, imposing, sterile high-tech barbie-prison.