"Wow... it's so thick." Said she. She had already commented on its length.
   "Kinda scary, ain't it?" I chuckled.
   "I've never seen anything like it." She was breathless.

You know you're special when a chick at SuperCuts tells you that you have white hair that's like nothing she's ever seen before. I kinda felt bad for her though. I hadn't had my hair chopped since January, and it was the first time I got it done professionally (well, Suzie's good, but doesn't count as "professional") since July 2000. With the amount of hair I have (and thick hair at that), I was half expecting her to whip out a hedge trimmer... I wouldn't have blamed her if she did.

Oh well. I should just be glad I have funky white hair. Chicks dig it, I swear.