From the infamous Wonkette, the next 10 reasons the Bush administration can use to justify attacking Iraq:

Saddam Hussein

1. Didn't rewind rental tape
2. Mixed recyclables
3. Wrote a book
4. Reads books
5. Throws like a girl
6. Is too tall
7. Fuzzy math
8. Prevented OBGYNs from practicing their love
9. Wanted us to pass a global test
10. Is a BIG GAY

Was Bush wired?

There is speculation based on video and past history that Bush was wearing an electronic device on his back during the debate, presumably to recieve audio promts. developing...

Update, 10/12: Some photos of the mystery bulge which has since made the major news networks and been denied by the Bush administration.

Looks like Michael Moore won't be arrested for handing out underwear and ramen to college students.

Can Bush really be considered conservative? He has increased government spending and eliminated people's rights.

It is not at all conservative to balloon government spending, to vastly increase the power of government, to show contempt for the Constitution and the rule of law, or to tell people that foreign outsourcing of American jobs is good for them, that giant fiscal and trade deficits don't matter, and that people should not know what their government is doing. Bush is the most prone-to-classify, the most secretive president in the 20th century. His administration leans dangerously toward the authoritarian.

-- Charley Reese, found via You Will Anyway

Taking this into consideration Kerry seems more conservative on some of the issues than Bush. Republicans and expecially Libertarians would be smart to evaluate how closely Bush is actually aligned with their values.